ecryre:

/ˈbeləˌkōs/

adjective
demonstrating aggression and willingness to fight. 

1990s-aesthetics:

paintedfates:

shit my professor says
feel free to alter as appropriate!

^{“ so i was panicking because i got a new phone, ”
“ does gordon ramsay own youtube? ”
“ rome was founded by romulus and remus, these twins who were taken care of by a wolf? because their parents left them by a river, anyway, ”
“ what do you use? snappy chatty? ”
“ wasn’t vine a thing? ”
“ you know what was in (location) thirty thousand years ago? ice. ”
“ while all those people in france were making cave paintings and eating bread and cheese. ”
“ i was about to say two and a half kilometres of cheese. ”
“ philosophers are usually french, they love twirling their moustaches and thinking about life. ”
“ wow, that seems like a bad choice. ”
“ no, you know what, YOUR youtube is based off your search history because none of you clear your cache, you clear your cache and you’ll see gordon ramsay too. ”
“ just kidding vegans, don’t come to my house. ”
“ don’t just say ‘yo’ or ‘hey’, you will not succeed in life. ”
“ is anyone in philosophy? who would take that? ”
“ a couple of people didn’t come today. hopefully they never show up. ”
“ my (relation) is a medical resident, so i’m not really a (job), i’m really a medical resident support system. ”
“ don’t they give you a lot of case studies? like here’s this thing that’s completely made up and relates to nothing? ”
“ whatever, if you wanna hang out in my office, we’ll hang out in my office. ”
“ it’s like a wall of students all sleeping in those comfy chairs. ”
“ we all have to run out before star wars phantom menace starts. ” 
“ what’s becoming a luxury? time off. ” 
“ the people who develop these apps aren’t on the apps, they’re on their yacht, hanging out on a cliff, howling at the moon  …  whatever those people do in their spare time. ”
“ this is a nice room. well, why is it a nice room? i don’t know i just like wood panelling… ”
“ there’s nothing except maybe the shape of your foreheads that has not been designed by humans. ”
“ philosophy is a very interesting field of study, you get to ask yourself questions like ‘why am i studying business?’ ”
“ we’re like magnetic, electrical  …  beings. ”
“ yeah, it’s all very woo woo. ”}

memeusup:

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE MICK / 2.11 –– 2.15
always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

• “I took some bad acid, almost lost my mind.”
• “I make it my business to know anything that gets you out of my life faster.”
• “He’s a coward I can easily steamroll.”
• “He can be molded in my image.”
• “Just got to cut the head off the snake and everything’ll fall into place.”
• “I don’t think there are a lot of studies on the potency of LSD marinating inside denim jackets for two decades.”
• “I made him cry in front of everyone.”
• “I just don’t want you to sabotage yourself.”
• “I would have killed for the opportunities you have.”
• “Do you think you’re capable of killing someone?”
• “If you worry too much about finding our who you are, then you’re never gonna find out who you are.”
• “Right this moment, I’m shepherding [name] through a journey of self-revelation.”
• “You’re straight-up bad at your job.”
• “I don’t know what language that was, but it wasn’t human.”
• “It was a fairytale about a self-assured little girl who pretends to know exactly what she wants and where she’s going.”
• “The truth is, I don’t know who I am or what I want.”
• “What is important is the experience of figuring those things out.”
• “We’re just making fun of his face and life and stuff.”
• “Despite my four drunk driving arrests, I totally intend to get my life back on track.”
  
• “The last time you said that, I got my fricking heart stomped.”
  
• “I was just down at the morgue staring as some dead guy’s ass wondering if it was you.”
  
• “Can I share with you something I don’t really share with anybody?”
  
• “I was doing well until you showed up and decided to ruin my dreams again.”
  
• “I remember you calling New York the unwiped anus of America.”
  
• “I won the breakup.”
  
• “I am done playing your little mind games.”
  
• “For the first time in a long time, I’m proud to be me.”
  
• “He looks like oatmeal, it’s disgusting.”
  
• “You’re lucky that he’s still kind of alive.”
  
• “People dispose of all kinds of shady stuff.”
  
• “He obviously knows more than he’s telling us.”
  
• “We shouldn’t have to do anything we don’t want to.”
  
• “The next person who throws anything at me is getting drowned in a vat of mustard.”
  
• “This is the third car you’ve crashed in a month.”
  
• “I don’t believe in rehab.”
  
• “I’m not religious but I like church. Free donuts, coffee, little wine to take the edge off.”
  
• “At church you confess all the bad stuff you did and go home guilt-free, ready to do it all over again.”
  
• “The entire point of church is to make yourself feel better, reset the dials a little bit. It has nothing to do with believing in god.”
  
• “Jesus doesn’t judge, that’s his whole thing.”
  
• “He’s kind of a dork, but I like the energy.”
  
• “At that age, you’ve got to be terrified of something to keep you from becoming a jackass.”
  
• “I feel like I’ve been hit by a bus.”
  
• “It sounds like you got some misconceptions about the church.”
  
• “Nothing wrong with a casual libation.”
  
• “You’ve turned my friend into something I don’t even recognize anymore.”
  
• “You just took one addiction and replaced it with another.”
  
• “I’m just trying not to die.”
  
• “This is more important than anything you’ve ever done in your entire life.”
  
• “Just stop trying to label me, you ancient bag of sand.”
  
• “How long have you been perched up there like some gargoyle?”
  
• “I feel kind of nervous, like there’s butterflies in my stomach or something.”
  
• “I can’t tell if you’re amazing or if all these other chicks just suck.”
  
• “I am the only person that cares if you live or die in this house.”
  
• “Looks like somebody finally talked some sense into her.”
  
• “If you love something, you need to fight for it.”
  
• “I realize that I can be intimidating.”
  
• “You think you’re better than everyone, but you’re not.”
  
• “Your life is a collection of things that you think make you seem interesting.”
  
• “I don’t know what troubles me more: that I have to do this, or that I’m going to enjoy it.”
  
• “I would like to take this opportunity to apologize.”

@falsificare started following you

A clinic! Thank god, a clinic! In the middle of nowhere too. That’s all he needed. Shido was dragging the unconscious body of Kakyoin. There were just going on a walk to seek out some information when a damn enemy stand attacked them.

“Hang on, we’re almost there.” He came busting through the door. “Please! Doctor! Is there a doctor? We need help!” He tried in his best English he could muster. 

It took him a moment to notice how..shady the clinic looked on the inside.

@scvagegarden started following you

“Man..! What a morning. I might just skip school and go to the arcade for a while.”

All morning he had been attacked by living dolls and irate delinquents. All this and being rudely woken up by his possessed radio and given a new ghost dog (?) left Shido with a headache. 

“Thank god I know how to fight.” He mutters to himself. Apparently rumors of a cute girl hanging at the arcade was swirling and he wanted to scope it out himself.

@silvercharict started following you

“Well, we got some time to kill before our next ride. You want to go check out the local food?”

He’s never been in India before. It was all so exciting. After the hubbub with the Hanged Man and the Emperor, Shido had thought it would be a good idea to get Polanreff’s mind off things.

And away from that chick who saved Hol Horse. 

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brbmakingmemes:

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